Tuesday, November 24, 2009
♥ Treats and Coke
Today I heard the most random but super funny shit!
This morning, my lecturer came in to class feeling so chirpy she decided to ask us how are we feeling today. 80% of the class ignored her and kept quiet but 20% said "Not good" and "Bad".
Then she started asking why and everyone said because it's Monday. Monday blues. So she started a "Be Happy and why you should love Monday" lecture for about 10 minutes.
"Do you feel joy?" she asked. Do I feel joy? How do I feel joy?
"Are you happy to be alive?" she asked again.
"There are lots of things you should be happy about....." she said.
After that, she asked all of us to take out a piece of paper and write down 10 things we are grateful for. Everyone starting moaning and complaining as if she asked us to write 10,000 words essay. Ok. I was actually moaning inside but it's because I already did that before in one of her previous classes few sems back.
Anyway, I just wanted to say she's got a very, very positive attitude in life after she came back to teach. I wonder why.
OK the funny and random thing was when she was teaching us about the Payoff Matrix, she was comparing Pepsi with Coke. So she kept saying Pepsi and Coke Pepsi and Coke Pepsi and Coke so many times in her explanation that she accidentally said Pepsi and Cock! HAHAHA! The whole class looked at her and laughed out loud... HAHAHAHAHA
Before that the class was so quiet ok.. Everyone was doing their own thing and nobody paid attention to her. There's this girl playing her Farmville and Restaurant City game, another boy showing his buddies half naked Japanese hot chicks in his laptop wtf, and some just daydream and notices what her classmates are doing. hehe
I think the lecturer felt so embarrassed, she said "Sorry sorry. *clears throat* COKE."
Oh my.. I am so GRATEFUL for that Monday morning joke.
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Then comes evening. I was at home playing with doggy, Hiro. Playing with his favourite blue ball. I somehow feel he knows he's bigger than me so he bullies me a lot. Scratches me. Jumps on me. CB.
Coincidently, my mum came home from work. FYI, she never touches Hiro or even pat him before. She say she hates dogs because when she was young, a dog bit her thigh. haha
But I can tell she sayangs Hiro because she would always buy treats for Hiro whenever she pass by a pet store.
So as she open the gate, she called for him, "Hi~ro... How are you? Are you a good boy today?" Hiro bite his ball in to his mouth and swing it left to right vigorously. haha so cute.
Then my mum turned to me and said, "Did you give him my tits or not?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I laughed so hard that Hiro dropped his ball and just look at me with his head droop one side.
My mum soon realized what she said and she started laughing too. wtfwtf..
Treats to Tits..
Hopefully this dog will only respond to treats and not tits.
It seems pretty normal when our friends say those words but when you heard it from your lecturer or your mum, sounds so funny!
Later on at night, Currylaksa sent me a funny mms. I laughed so hard again I spilled my Orange juice on my laptop hahaha
What a Monday.
"Monday is the root of all evil"
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